aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

:(

mitten:

calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already

(Source: femalesbelike)

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

(Source: vinegod)

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

QUIT IT

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

QUIT IT

(Source: crocroach)

(Source: storyofaship)

gypsums:

im just an asshole with feelings

(Source: gypsums)

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

Me at Kairos abandonedswingset

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

(Source: lilmiss-fallen-pancake)

myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

kingorb:

*starts a group sext*

abandonedswingset We need to seriously start this

elricbrother:

My sexual orientation is straight

to the computer when I wake up

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

(Source: fartgallery)

(Source: coalgirls)